Final Fantasy VII Rebirth will come with Bodacious Beach Bod

Final Fantasy VII Rebirth It won’t be released until early next year, but it has been rated and reviewed by the Entertainment Software Rating Board (ESRB) before the game’s release. The teen-rated RPG appears to have a “bold beach texture.” The question is: Who is moving that body?

Final Fantasy VII Rebirthcoming exclusively to PS5 on February 29, 2024, following the events of 2020 A remake of Final Fantasy VII And the next entry in the trilogy is Square Enix Final Fantasy VII Reconstruction project We have already seen some trailers for the upcoming RPG, but we’ve learned a little more about it Revitalization Thanks to the new rating description posted on the official ESRB website.

ESRB rating description It explains that some of the women in the game are “designed in revealing clothing” including “plunging cleavage”. The ESRB also states: Revitalization Contains “suggested dialogue” and close-up shots of the characters’ bodies. He points to one example where the camera pans to someone, possibly wearing revealing clothing, who then says, “Just accept it. You’re obviously attracted to my beach body.”

Now, the way the ESRB describes it makes it impossible to tell who has (or thinks) a daring beach body. So who among the actors FF7 Characters, it seems likely to say that they have a bold beach body? Bet now!

Other secrets revealed by the ESRB

ESRB rating description of Revitalization It also confirms that at least one character is knocked down by a sword in slow motion. Famously, and beware of spoilers for a game released in the 90s, Aerith was killed by the swordsman Sephiroth in the original game. You could also describe what happens in that main sequence as “slow motion”. It looks like the new remake sequel will do the same. The question is, who will get stabbed this time?

In October, Revitalization Director Naoki Hamaguchi promised a “big surprise” during that famous and iconic death. But he didn’t explain beyond this teasing. Does he mean someone else gets stabbed in slow motion? Maybe no one gets stabbed and Sephiroth just misses and runs away in shame. Or is it really a surprise to hit on Aerith and trick everyone into thinking you won’t this time? Maybe someone just one vision A slow blow of the moon I’m not sure, really.

Oh and finally, the ESRB approves that some of the characters get drunk and slur their words and you hear people say shit, idiots, and pricks. I can’t wait!

Here is the full ESRB description for FF7 rebirthcoming in February 2024 for PS5.

This is an action role-playing game where players follow the story of a mercenary (Cloud Strife) who is trying to save the planet from evil. Players explore fantasy landscapes, complete missions, and fight monsters and soldiers in melee battles. Characters use swords, clubs, guns, and magic spells to fight monsters and human soldiers. Combat is highlighted by the sounds of impact, screams of pain, and explosions. The sequences depict more violence, sometimes with splashes or pools of blood: characters slashed or slashed with swords, sometimes with slow-motion effects. An assassin that throws a spinning blade at a target character. Characters shot by soldiers

Some female characters are designed with revealing clothing (eg, deep cleavage). Suggestive dialogue is sometimes accompanied by camera shots/close-ups of characters’ bodies/clothes (eg, “Just admit it. You’re obviously attracted to my beach body.”). The game contains some alcohol: as Cloud, players can drink a version of moonshine while at a bar. Cutscenes sometimes show drunken characters slurring their words. A handful of scenes show characters smoking or smoking hookah. The words “sh*t”, “a*shole” and “pr*ck” appear in the game.


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